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when you have a crush on a girl when you first see/talk to her. you think you are hopelessly in love and she rejects you yet, you still keep loving her. she gets in your mind and you can't stop thinking about the girl.
dude, you have the Delaney Curse.
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A curse brought forth by a Jewish man that renders you with financial troubles for anywhere between 1-3 years. (Depending on the severity of the Sheeniness in the Jewish suspect.)
Damn, I was talking about that Jew's girlfriend. Then, he put the sheeni curse on me and i just lost my wallet.
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A respiratory disorder, also called congenital central hypoventilation syndrome (CCHS) or primary alveolar hypoventilation, which is fatal if untreated. Because of a congenital failure of the body's involuntary control of breathing, people with the disorder must take each breath consciously; they typically die during sleep.
In German mythology, Ondine was a water nymph who fell in love with and married a mortal man, Sir Lawrence. He swore to her that his every waking breath shall be his pledge of love and faithfulness to her. Years later, she caught him in the arms of another woman. She cursed him thusly: "You swore faithfulness to me with every waking breath, and I accepted your oath. So be it. As long as you are awake, you shall have your breath, but should you ever fall asleep, then that breath will be taken from you and you will die!"
Sir Lawrence stayed awake as long as he could but eventually fell asleep from sheer exhaustion, and he stopped breathing and died.
Ondine's curse gives new meaning to the phrase, "I'll sleep when I'm dead."
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Cursing with or at your friends as a joke or to tease them.
Made popular by the movie, Mean Girls.
Friend has a revealing shirt on...
Friend A: Wow, you're such a whore.
Friend B(with low-cut shirt): Thanks, bitch.
Friend C: Oh my god, I can't believe you called Jenny a whore!
Friend A: Geez, chill... It was just a friend curse.
Friend C: ohh hahaa
The Kiryu-Curse, to where even if you were to say, shoot someone with a rocket launcher, they would live, and at most have a minor wound
"I watched this guy get hit with a baseball bat, but walked off without even having brain damage"
"The guy he was up against must've had the Kiryu-Curse"
The act of sounding a car horn when another vehicle or pedestrian impedes the normal flow of traffic by doing something stupid: walking out into traffic; cutting off a path of travel; overtaking, pulling in front and then slowing down; etc.
Barbie slunk down in her seat after her being horn cursed by the driver she'd just cut off at the yellow light.
Period. the worst time of the month.
Sally: Damn I got the monthly curse again! Well at least I'm not pregnant.