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a stupid yellow tooth man that looks disgusting and is a bitch and is a fool that has no friends
a dante pagani is a horrible frien
stop being stupid dante pagani
Dante: *exists*
Everyone: Yup it checks out, a Dante Moment
7👍 1👎
The moment when a guy collects semen and rubs it on a piece of toast, waits for it to get crusty, then serves it to his wife. After she’s done he smacks her in the face with a fish.
Come here and do the dirty dante
8👍 3👎
An awesome sexy guy with a helluva personality willing to talk to anyone and everyone with a huge smile on his face! Not to mention..."Action Jackson" on the basketball court, hardcore balla!
Beware of Dante's inferno
Dante Jackson asked me to Homecoming! Hell Yeah!
28👍 15👎
A creepypasta character who has suicidal thoughts and attempts to kill him self. Eventually he kills his whole family and half his town with a knife and some guns. He fakes his death and gets taken to the hospital but he comes back to life (because he faked his death) and kill some of the people in the hospital and burned the police station. To this day nobody has heard of "Suicidal Dante" but many deaths had occurred since which people are led to believe Dante is still out there.
He wears a red hoodie and black pants. He hides his knife in one of his pockets. Dante has black/brown hair and brown eyes.
Guy: I'm going to walk home today
Guy 2: Don't, Suicidal Dante can kill you! You know it's nighttime right?
Guy: Oh shit, I guess I should get a cab.
5👍 1👎
A famous Italian SIMP who saw some hoe, Beatrice, when she was 9 and became obsessed with her. Also, even after that bitch rejected his ass, he still wrote a bunch of gay fuckin books about her like she was so god damn special. Like chill Dante it’s just some pussy, smh. What a simp.
“Yo wanna read “The Divine Comedy” with me?”
“Oh you mean that book by the simp nigga Dante Alighieri? Nah bruh, I’m good.”
11👍 5👎
An unappreciative, self-entitled shitlord who will whine, cry, bitch, and moan until he gets what he wants. Mostly found on MMORPGS.
He wouldn't stop harassing me for help when I was clearly busy..He was acting like a real King Dante.
5👍 2👎