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Bored as the Dickens

When one uses the phrase bored as the Dickens, they are describing what it's like to be so bored that you are bored enough to write a bunch of famous fictional novels.

Person 1(the jester):"Hey you there are you bored too? What shall we do?"
Person 2 (the very bored very pretentious Prince):"Yes I'm very bored, bored as the Dickens. Charles Dickens that is..."
1:"GEEZ MAN! Now that's bored! What do you suppose we do about it?"
2: "I dunno cuz I'm not quite creative enough to write a bunch of novels about Christmas and ish..."
Long pause...
2: "Dont just stand there staring at me! I order you to start singing and dancing! and tell me a story in your songs too damnit!"

by AmbularityHASyourCLARITY November 18, 2020


What the Dickens?

Colloquial Phrase

Meaning to question the situation someone might find themselves involved with.

Transexual interpretation:

Manchester trans hangout "Dickenses" 70z and 80z.

"Upon the approach of two gentlemen dressed as ladies I immediately exclaimed to the fellow next to me, WHAT THE DICKENS? before replacing my napkin upon my knee."

by Tony du Angletere March 21, 2022


dicken

Self Explanatory, it is a dick chicken.

"Eat my dicken, bitch."

by yikester January 23, 2018


Dicken

A cross between a chicken and a duck.

Woah man that’s a cool Dicken !!”
“Man i love Dickens

by OIiveGarden November 5, 2022


Dictionary of Dickens

Someone/something that uses a lot of adjectives(can be positive or negative)

The wit of Shakespeare and the dictionary of dickens, this x reader is brilliant!

by Your guess is as good as mine May 23, 2021


Chocolate Dickens

Anal with diarrhea.

Last night, Shelley and I had some Chocolate Dickens.

by BugSnuffler June 17, 2024


kentucky fried dicken

When you use deep fry oil as lube in the Asshole

Man I gave Janet a Kentucky fried dicken last night

by Kentucky fried dicker April 27, 2018