Dad

Something that is nonexistent

Jeff: Hey, I saw my dad yesterday!

Henry: What's a dad?

Dad

A male who screams at you for grades, and not holding the flashlight right.

"Dad, can i go to my friends house?"

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Dad

A Son's First Hero.

A Daughters First Love.

Son: Dad I Want To Work Where You Work One Day.

Daughter: Thanks Dad I Love You.

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Dadness

Act of being a dad. One who has a child and is forever trapped in life.

"Bill, get the fuck out of here with that dadness"

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dad

A legend.

Dad is a legend.

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Dad

The person that is always there when you need a shoulder to cry on. The man that helped make you. The man that will be there through thick and thin.

"Dad thanks for always being there when I need a shoulder to cry on." " No problem sweetie!"

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