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Daft cow is a british slang meaning idiot
Oh no luv that kid over there is such a daft cow.
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when the music you listen to is kinda horny....
Louisa: So, Johnny you want to listen to One Direction?
Johnny: Nah, I prefer daft cunt instead of that gay trash
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A daft egg is an individual who does something stupid or laughable and is kindly and affectionately laughed at by their friends.
Friend 1: "Did you hear, he fell down a toilet?"
Friend 2: "No, that is so funny"
Daft Egg: "Yeah, it was pretty funny"
Friend 2: "You are such a daft egg"
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Coming from the longer version "As Daft as a British National". As daft as a brit is a common phrase used to describe someone who is a total idiot. Someone who is so unintellectual that they couldn't be trusted to tie their own shoelaces properly.
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