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Darwin (DDCM)

DDCM (Dashing Devil Causing Mayhem), Founded by Charles Darwin himself this Creature spawned from the shores of Cuba where it lived its early stages of life near the shores. The DDCM was then transported to the United States where it began to evolve into adulthood.

When it feels threatened it can strike as quickly as a King Cobra and if the DDCM manages to bite the prey will be under its control until death. The prey develops Stockhold Syndrome and begins to protect the DDCM falling into it's spell.

Good looks, Charm, and charisma, are obvious qualities the DDCMs are born with. These qualities cause mayhem to rise as many mates chase after it. Each of the candidates fight vigoriously for the chance at the DDCM's affection. And after many full moons only one candidate will be victorious.

After the intense filter of mates, this mating ritual is not complete. The DDCM becomes engorged and fulfills the duty to the partner chosen. This ritual continues daily until offspring is achieved.

Qualities: Intelligent, Agile, Courageous, Passionate, Protective, Nurturing, and Powerful

I need to find a Darwin(DDCM) for me.

No one better out there than a Darwin (DDCM)!

Damn that Darwin (DDCM) is good looking!

by Have you seen my Honey? December 25, 2016


darwin jackson

Name of a person (tool) used to remove herpes from the anal glands of homosexual monkeys.

My herpes are flaring up again, call the herpe man Darwin Jackson

by Crossedup March 1, 2019


Darwin Award

Charles Darwin believes in natural selection, weaker beings die, stronger ones survive and reproduce to live another day. The Darwin Award is handed out on the internet usually to people who post videos on youtube demonstrating their purest skills at being a retard putting his or her life on the line.

Darwin is watching. This one has potential for a Darwin Award.

by simio January 14, 2008

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darwin olympics

When you completely ignore facts that can get you and a large group of people sick or dead, you’re playing Darwin olympics.

You’re ignoring the CDC and hanging out at the bar during the spread of coronavirus? Good luck with th Darwin olympics.

by warpig March 17, 2020

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Charles Darwin

Proved evolution among life forms; and humans as visibly derivative of apes.

Charles Darwin came up with the term "natural selection".

by Lord-Cypher December 16, 2017

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social darwinism

The belief that since anyone is capable of having children, society is not evolving. Social darwinists believe that anyone who's genes do not contribute to the well being of society should be sterilized.

Not allowing retards to have children is social darwinism

by phili January 16, 2004

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Social Darwinism

A widely circulated belief that human evolution will sort itself through the actions or inactions of stupid individuals eliminating themselves from the gene pool. Mean while the prude, wise actions of society as a whole cause them to adapt, survive and evolve.

The idea is very similiar to the so called, "Darwin Awards" where people get awarded for doing stupid actions that eliminate them from the genetic pool. 1000 ways to die as seen on Spike TV is a really good example of this at work.

A guy is speeding around in traffic while people on the road look on at him thinking what is wrong with that guy? Another knows and he is thinking that's social darwinism at work..he deserves a darwin award

by honestguy87110 July 20, 2009

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