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Two people go out on a what seems like a date but nothing occurs after the nights events. The time between the pre-date date and the actual date can be any amount of time but must be after a whole 24 hours. The male on the date doesn't necessarily have to pay.
A man and a woman who have know each other for quite sometime run into each other at a coffee shop and they decide to sit together. They talk about deeper things instead of small talk. Then they go their separate both knowing that something more will occur. This is a pre-date date.
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Date-rape without the actual rape part. This includes getting girls drunk and putting pills in their drinks without them knowing and without taking advantage of them afterwards. If they are taken advantage of it is date rape, if not, it is simply a date.
George: I've dated over 700 women, and one guy.
Yusef: Did you get to third base?
George: No. They just passed out.
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To 'date' someone is to engage in anal sex with this person.
Statement: I hear you've been dating my daughter!
Response: No Sir, we've just been doing it the normal way.
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Dating, well actually let me put that in quotes for you. What girls consider to be dating and even some guys is just 1. Talking over snap 2. They never tell their parents 3. They never even go out on dates 4. They say I love you after the first day of them “dating.” I thought saying I love you was supposed to be special and you only said it when you 100% meant it. How do you know you love someone after a day. Everyone wanders why I don’t have a boyfriend, but honestly I’m not wasting my time on this fake ass shit. It honestly makes me want to laugh in their faces when they say their “dating someone” when they never even hang out and they only talk over snap.
“Oh yeah Jack and I are dating.”
“Where are you guys going to go on dates at?”
“Oh no we’re not we are just going to talk over snap and I’m not going to tell my parents.”
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I went on a date last night and guess what she got afterwards.
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When two people have been together for 2+ years.
Yo, 2 years? They're totally dating.
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