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Dead man’s hand

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.

Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”

by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021


Dead man snitch

Dead man snitch works on same principle like terrorist dead man switch. Dead man snitch is situation when you want to roast or fire someone atc. But he have some comproniting materials and if you do this he will destroy you.

Person 1: Are you already fired Garry
Person 2: No
Person 1: And why
Person 2: Because he have some dead man snitch on me

by zululman February 8, 2020