The day Juan “manny” Flores was born, he’s got the biggest cock on planet earth and he will go down as a legend -Larry bittleman of the year 2036
December 3rd is the day we worship the almighty juan flores
The day where you give your crush a fist bump or a hug. Do both or one.
Ophelia: *gives joe mama a hug
Joe mama: why’d u do that
Ophelia: bc it’s December 3rd
shut the fuck up all of you people who say "oh December 3rd is Conan Gray's Heather day!! FUCK everyone called Heather!!" THAT'S YOU THATS LITERALLY WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE
How do you think I feel after telling people my birthday is December 3rd and they tell me it's a Conan Grey reference. I have to remember it by some corny ass song and it makes me want to die.
"My birthday is December 3rd."
"Oh like Heather by Conan Grey?"
"Fuck you"
prank your friend that is a girl by saying you like them
i dont know how to tell you this but i like you
November 26 - December 3rd
its my birthday adjsksdk - vix
"whens your birthday?" "oh, my birthday is on the 3rd december"