politician (def.)

Someone who will say anything to anybody at any time to get exactly what they want. Lawyer See "politician" and add: With a total lack of ethics and/or remorse for their actions. Judge See "lawyer" and add: With a shitty attitude.

Just watch the news someday.

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hi-def

Awesome, Super Cool, Sweet

I jst banged your Super Model mom, it was so hi-def

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Pre-def

A fart. Short for 'pre-defecation'.

"You think I like working in this stifling skunk mascot costume, covered in sweat and smelling my own pre-def!?"
(from skit showThe Dessert)

most def

1) short for 'most definately'
2) Hell yea; fo'sho'
3) the pun is on the rapper Mos Def, however his name is completely irrelevant to this insert

*an asian girl walks by with a big ass*
1)Would you hit that?
2)Most Def!!!

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def haf

Meaning "definitely high as fuck"

Dude, last night we were def haf!

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Def Leppard

An 80's band from Sheffield. Made up of Joe Elliott (lead vocals), Phil Collen (guitar), Vivian Campbell (guitar), Rick Savage (bass guitar), and Rick Allen (drums). If you don't like them, it doesn't matter because enough people do like them that they make more money than any of you losers who sit around on the computer all day because you think it makes you cool to shit on what someone's opinions are. No, get a job and suck it.

Guy: Def Leppard sucks
Girl: They make more money than you.
Guy: So?
Girl: So, you're opinion really doesn't matter because...they make more money than you.
Guy: Oh.
Girl: Get a job and stop mooching off your parents loser.

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Def O.J.

An old slang term from the 1970s offered refered to as a large orange car (usually cadillacs) being orange in the inside as well as the outside usually driven around by pimps or dealers.

"i'm gonna get a fly girl, gonna get some spank, drive off in a def O.J." - sugarhill gang rappers delight

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