university of Delaware

Essentially, the only halfway decent university in Delaware where students without a choice or any real aspirations go in order to fulfill their parents academic wishes.

John: So, what school you going to after you graduate?

Friend: I don't know. I guess the University of Delaware.

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Delaware, NJ

a nice small town with one blinking light, lots of gas stations and farm land...but everyone knows your shit

God! Stop being such a Delaware, NJ

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Delaware hairpiece

you are fucking a girl (doggy style and pulling her hair) and right before you cum, you rip out her hair and cum on her baldspot.

I was fucking my sister last night and gave her a brand new Delaware hairpiece for her birthday.

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University of Delaware

The University is the college that my weird friend Jocelyn goes to. This makes it awesome.

"I go to the University od Delaware."

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Delaware Powder Mill

Pour gun powder into your partner's ass. Repeatedly fist their ass til the powder is packed tight and deep like a good ol' colonial cannon. Stick a wick in your penis shaft. Light the wick. Plunge your cock into your partner's ass. CUMBOOM!!!

I used a Delaware Powder Mill to get some other guy's condom out of my wife's ass.

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slower lower delaware

Any area of Delaware below the C&D Canal. Generally known for it's more Southern and thus slower way of life. Much of slower lower Delaware is rural.

Slower lower Delaware is worlds apart from Northern Delaware.

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Delaware finger puppet

When you stretch your urethra and put a finger down your pee hole to the point where you are rubbing the mans penis that is currently having anal sex with you.

I gave my boyfriend a Delaware finger puppet while he was pounding my asshole yesterday.