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A Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb (preferred) and a Snickers bar. Generally munched after catching a major cannabis buzz.
"Man, that J hit the spot, now I'm jonesing for a Denver sandwich."
"Okay, I'll whip in to this 7-11 and you can score one."
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A professional basketball team in the NBA. Known as probably the most stereotypical black team with "thugs" such as Carmelo and K-Mart. Renaldo Balkman is by far the most laid back, chill player on the team, and may sell weed, along with other drugs to various members of the team.
The Nuggets are also known for their array and collection of colorful tattoos. Majority of the team is covered with tats, and those who aren't are generally looked down upon and forced to be various team member's bitches.
Head coach George Karl has one of the most unique and mystifying modern-day slave-driving relationships with the team, somehow relating to black, thug, 20-something year olds, while he himself is an almost-60 year old white male. Behind doors he cracks his whip on players like Chris "Birdman" Andersen, and hates him for disrespecting what the white man gave him by covering himself in ink and trying to hang out with the thugs of the team. Much like battered wife syndrome though, the players have come to love Karl, and Karl loves the money they make him.
The Denver Nuggets are in playoff contention every year, and they are consistently the only challenge to the Los Angeles Lakers in the Western Conference.
George Karl: "Come on now boys, make me that money!"
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A cross walk that stops all traffic and allows all pedestrians to cross the street in all directions and even diagonally. First originated in Denver, then adopted by other cities across the country.
When all the lights go red and only pedestrians are allowed to go then we are doing the Denver Shuffle.
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See: Chuck Norris
1. Sexy
2. Gets all the ladies
3. Just cant be beat
Omfg that dude is awsome
No he is a Denver Patten
To ejaculate into a white sock (any length) and tie, then use as a projectile.
Dude, lets Denver Snowball that car.
The inevitable delay that will always occur during layovers at Denver International Airport.
Im supposed to arrive at Sea-Tac by 10, but it will be closer to midnight due to the Denver delay.
A sex act in which a man puts his rectum against his partner's vagina and proceeds to defecate inside of her. AKA "poo-in-a-puss"
Did you hear Matt will only go down on a girl after she's had a Denver Omelet?
He's so nasty... it must be all those games of Midwest Mousetrap he plays at the Flying J or all that Truck Stop Slop he eats.
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