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Designer Babies

Advanced reproductive technologies allow parents and doctors to screen embryos for genetic disorders and select healthy embryos.It could "cure" genetic diseases in embryos by replacing faulty sections of DNA with healthy DNA.
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A deaf lesbian couple has choosen to have two deaf children by artificial insemination using sperm from a man who had a long family history of deafness.They deliberately chose to bring a child into the world with a disability.This Raises a question about Designer Babies

by Ashlynn October 18, 2006

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Design and Technology

Design and Technology, or 'DT' is a subject that a student will take, thinking it will be useful, and a fun learning experience. Then they will meet their teacher, and they will wish they had never been born. Like the creepy gnome in your friend's garden, they will glare at you when you are not looking, and say dodgy things about you in front of the whole class. Design and Technology involves a lot of hard work, and strict deadlines, however most students do not survive long enough to discover this.

This is often due to suicide - as a result of taking the course, murder - of the teacher, or mass murder - homicide for the sake of the entire class.

"He committed suicide out of despair and insanity." "Must have been a Design and Technology student."

by Rita_Harmony53 October 2, 2009

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designated decoy

The Designated decoy, is a person that remains sober but acts drunk, speeds, and swerves making the cops think that they are drunk. During this thoughtless act, which happens after closing, he/she gets the cops to follow him/her or pull them over allowing the real drunks to stumble away safely.

You guys owe me from being the last dd (Designated Decoy). Last time I got pulled over by the cops for an hour while they made me do every sobriety test known to man. At least everyone was able to swerve home safely!

by Derek Stout August 16, 2007

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intelligent design

An idea by people living in total ignorance. Instead of doing proper research and looking for imperical evidence, ID supporters look through the pages of the Bible for already answered questions. This might indicate the well observed "since I can't understand it it can't be true"-syndrome.

The other alternative might be the simple desire for convinience. ID-supporters don't want to write 6 page essays about how the cell works, just to be graded 3/5, but rather "God did it and that's fine by me" and getting 5/5.

Intelligent Design puts the ID in IDiot.

IDiots often say "Evolution is just a theory." In the scientific field a hypothesis (which is the word they're looking for) becomes a scientific theory when the hypothesis is so well established that no new evidence is likely to alter it, after which the explanation or hypothesis becomes a scientific theory.

by Viva Academia April 7, 2008

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Designer Doughnut

-Really expensive pastries with the designer of chefs signature over the doughnut/pastry using icing.
-To cum all over a females face while initialing ones initials.

-I bought these really expensive designer doughnuts for us today.
-I gave her a designer doughnut.

by Asvattha April 21, 2011

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Designated Bouffant

An area of high priority

'Meet me at the designated bouffant so we can karoke to Dolly Parton'

by Jo November 3, 2004

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Designated Dickfest

A Designated Dickfest is a location where there is always a poor ratio of guys to girls, (guys overpowering girls), and no matter how many parties are thrown there, it will never change

yo ive been going to JuJu's all week and its the same fucking bull shit, one bitch blowing everyone and no hot bitches, i declare it a Designated Dickfest

by Scoooooter July 28, 2008

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