Wet Desperation

When someone pulls you aside while you're on your way to the bathroom and you feel liquid running down your leg hoping that it's pee

Dude I had wet desperation when Rick pulled me aside to talk.

That last desperation

When you have drunk the whole bottle of water or a beverage, it always appears to have a drop leftover in the bottom of the container. That drop of drink is considered as the best portion, but u just can't drink it because of the fucking surface tension

George: "Dude I can't drink the last drop of my coke godammit, it's That Last Desperation!"
Tom : "Don't even start that shit to ruin my mood of this day u dick."

Desperation Cam

The camera that is designated to seek out fans at a sporting event who are praying, covering eyes, or looking distressed near the end of a particularly close game.

The desperation cam panned the crowd of panicking Cubs fans as they saw yet another win being blown by the home team.

Desperate Klingon

When someone is so desperate to stay in political power they actually promise vaccines at "Warp Speed."

Did you hear that Donald Trump promised a vaccine by the end of the year?
Yeah, he is such a Desperate Klingon, promising a vaccine after the election.

Desperate student

A desperate student is a student struggling in class. Normally he's having difficulties understanding the course materials, or having difficulties complete the assignments.

The consequences are he (she) become desperate, he starting to disturb other students and become paranoid, irritated.

"The Desperate student is crazy in his seat"

"I see, he's freaked out"

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Desperate Projectile

Any Random, hard, throw able object(s) found around you thrown at someone in desperation.

Like staplers from your desk while your boss is lecturing you about your TPS reports, or your shoe thrown at George Bush for some (Iraqi) reason or another.

Usually these aren't planned to be thrown but used to quickly satisfy the urge to hit someone that is extensively pissing you off.

The Iraqi finally had it with the President of the US, he DESPERATELY looked around for a PROJECTILE;
(hence Desperate Projectile)
removed his shoe and lobbed it at him. The Iraqi not being satisfied with his first throw took off his other shoe and attempted to hit George Bush Again.

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Desperate Housewives

n: A television show on ABC about suburban life on Wisteria Lane. Focuses on 4 main characters and their lives.

"'Desperate Houswives' is an excellent show!"

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