This wonderful holiday falls on June 24th
Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?
Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
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Kick dick day is on the 17th October you can kick anyoneโs dick on this day anytime on the 17th of October
I kicked my boyfriends dick today because it was kick dick day
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A day to celebrate your friend or your small dick
Celebrated on October 12
โHey itโs national small dick day letโs go celebrate โ
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Suck any guys or boyfriends dick until it falls off and if they arenโt finished fuck the shit out of them until they pass the fuck out
Hey itโs national suck dick day call up ur girl
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November 13th. A day for all of the gents to celebrate their endowment. The first National Big Dick Day was started in 1798 by John "Big J" Dickinson, with the date chosen to be his birthday. The validity of Big J's claims is disputed.
Matt: "How did you celebrate National Big Dick Day?"
Nate: "Not allowed to."
Matt: "Damn."
Lawson: I love my body
My DICK: yeah me too
My DICK: I love dragging around
National big dick day is for all the big boys.
Suck a fat dick small dick medium dick any dick its national sit on dick day
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