Did a JFK

To quit, be forced out of or be assassinated just as you start to get good at something.

Bob: John was just about to allow minorities into the chess club but then the principal banned him from being president.

Alice: Yeah looks like he Did a JFK

U DID THAT

Basically saying woah ur awesome, queen

Friend: GURL, U DID THAT!
Friend 2: 😏😏

Did a Kirsten

Doing / did a Kirsten is the abitly to fall over or off something that is usually considered safe and risk free.

He was walking down the shopping aisle and did a Kirsten, then ended up in Accident and Emergency.

The bee did it

It's a sentence that people use when they did something but don't want you to know they did it but also do want you to know they did it.

A pencil hits jim
Jim:"who did that"
Tim:"the bee did it"

did a fergie

Somebody has 'done a fergie' when they piss themselves in public, like Fergie from the black eyed peas did live, on stage in San Diego August 2, 2005.

"Haha! Did you google 'fergie wets pants'? How fucken disgusting!!!!"

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Did I

did I

Did I punch you yes I did

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Simpsons did it

A magic wand waved by a fan of a particular show to make accusations that that show ripped off another show disappear.

The line originally appeared on a South Park episode in which a foolish character kept shooting down another's ideas, dismissing them as ones the Simpsons originated, a point he made by annoyingly shouting "Simpsons did it!" The character was straightened out by a wiser character who explained that the Simpsons itself borrowed from other shows--the implicit premise being that everyone steals so no one should complain about it. The unfortunate result is that many people who look to South Park to know what their opinions are, now think that it's foolish to call people on plagiarism.

Now the line can be used more generally to ridicule anyone who points out that an episode of one show is similar to an episode of an older show.

Simpsons fan: Hey, that South Park episode is awfully similar to an episode of The Simpsons that aired last year.

South Park fan: Yeah, whatever. 'Simpsons did it!!! Simpsons did it!!!' That's what you sound like. Ha ha!

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