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A situation that arises when a defensive player slams a defenseless Mark Sanchez into the ground causing his uniform to become tarnished with dirt and grass stains.
The blind-sided hit by Justin Tuck resulted in a loss of five yards, but more importantly; a dirty sanchez.
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The 'British Jackass', made up from 3 Welsh people (Pancho, Dainton & Prichard), and 1 Englishman (Dan); who are mates for their love of skateboarding, and their total disregard for their own safety.
Simply, if YOU think Jackass is the most daring, that just proves you simply havent seen Dirty Sancez!.
in jackass, all they do is joke about and dont do nothing daring.
in dirty sanchez, they hammer EVERY extremity to a woodern plank, have a home made enema with lager, and then drink it afterwards, after chucking up into it and drinking it again, jumping into stinger nettles and rubbing the leaves EVERYWHERE (then eating the leaves) and throwing up onto dans face, stapling their arms and legs, and making them ooze horrible fluids and putting a nail strait vertically through their toe using a industrial clamp to name a few!
Other stunts include doing live shows, making each other bleed and throw up at each one, clay pigeon shooting, and made the clay discs land on thier heads to make them bleed, Went swimming with jellyfish, got taken out by a entire hockey team on their own, played naked paintball, and got soccer balls, and rugby balls (the same as american football) kicked at their balls from only a few feet away, played around (waking each other up) with cacti that was used for torture by native americans and other vile acts.
The latest series is out now, and for one episode they went to a building site. Down the rubbish shoots, they made things land on their balls, and they tested the builders helmets by dropping larges bricks on their heads.
They also created sparks from massive saws and shot them into their balls, put cement on each other while they were sleeping, put a lock around Pancho and swallowed the key, hammered their hands to a board by the webbing of their fingers, bashed their testicles with hammers, and much more!
Dirty Sanchez is far worse then Jackass
infact, it makes Jackass look like the telletubbies
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a poop mustache resulting from certain sexual acts; also a delicious taco from Austin, TX.
Sometimes for lunch, Ryann just craves a Dirty Sanchez.
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when you smash out a bitch from behind and you stick your finger in her ass and you pull out shit and then smear it on her upper lip so it looks like a mustache and she smells her own poopie. haha
yo i was fuckin some slut and i gave that bitch a dirty - sanchez
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an affectionate term, for an affectionate act. After a session of sweet loving, the male partner wipes his hand accross his backside, paying particular attention to the index finger. The finger is then wiped gently accross his female partners top lip, leaving an authentic looking mexican moustache.. Or a 'dirty sanchez'.
I love you more than anything, please accept this dirty sanchez as a token of my appreciation.
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A "dirty sanchez" is when you see someone who looks like they are dressed up as a mexican for halloween, but then you get closer. Then you smell something and realize it might be poo poo, or gushie. It's so gross you feel like throwing up. Some people call it dirty sanchez, some people call it stinky stevie, but it's a poop mustache...a painted poop mustache. GROSS!
I almost threw up when I realized Lomita had a poop mustache, known as a dirty sanchez, that I could actually smell when talking to her.
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When you have anal sex and then wipe the crap on your partner's upper lip giving them a Hitler.
Sally like when Joe does a ditry- sanchez Hitler combo.
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