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Divine Intervention

The hand of God holds the universe together and makes everything work. Science is a conspiracy theory put forth by the devil and his satanic angels to forward the ideas of determinism.

Project Manager: How is the Microchip coming their Hank?

Electrical Engineer: Divine Intervention keeps fucking up my circuits, i mean, i can't get shit done around here!

Reverend J.T. Homeslice: Mary Mother full of grace.

*Fire reigns down from heaven to complete electric circuit as God sends forth bears to maul the atheist engineer.

by J.T. Homeslice May 1, 2011

39πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


divine cheesy

A stupid, dumb, ignorant girl that loves singing much to the sorrow of the poor people listening to it and dancing even though she tends to injure people when doing that. Her signature dance move is the merry go round although it is tornado pushing people, chairs, tables literally anything in her way. If a divine cheesy likes you, I suggest moving to another state.

JESUS CHRIST! HELP PLEASE! WE'VE GOT A DIVINE CHEESY! PLEASE SAVE US!

by Leafthief4649 February 26, 2022

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


divine sisters

an elite roblox group (cult) full of soy many unholy sisters! it is also promotes cannibalism!

i’m in the divine sisters cult

by Hottie69420 January 2, 2020

28πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


divinity rp

A Roleplaying game which is inhabited by 9-12 year olds or 20 year olds who have never experienced Genital Tickling, If you join this "Divinity RP" your N u t s will shrink by 0.01 each day. common things you'll see in divinity are "XD" "LOL" and some outdated memes.

Funny boy: Hey bro (XD) DID YOU GO ON THAT DIVINITY RP YESTERDAY
20 year old small balled man: Yeah dude, I really felt it in my ding dong, anyways catch you later nae nae XD lol1

by Divinity RP September 15, 2017

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Nine Divine

Getting a blowjob while playing Oblivion (Elder Scrolls 4)

"I just for a Nine Divine"

MY two favorite things: blowjobs and oblivion

by ES-Fan November 16, 2010

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


People's Divinity

People's Divinity is a theological concept in some liberation theology and divinialism groups that is about divine is in everyone and in all living beings at some level, including robots and machines, some more and others less, where explains why do some people think and/or feel they are divine, and that divinity and sacred is equal to all and where divine beings, spiritual beings and highly evolved beings are beings as humans in a high level of existence.

"People's divinity is a really useful concept to explain why divinialism is possible and reachable for everyone, and that all life forms are divine somehow and equal to each other."

"People's divinity is really useful to explain why socialism and communism can be religious and divine too."

by Full Monteirism January 23, 2021


divine justice

When you are having sexual intercourse and you put a mid evil knights helmet on your head and shout, β€œPrepare thine orifaces for reception of DIVINE JUSTICE!” As you slay that Hoe with your meat sword.

I laid some divine justice down on that bitch. She has never felt so pure.

by 50SHADESOFGRAY January 15, 2018