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What sort of person do you think i am?
Go guns blazing?,what do you take me for,an idiot?
Like when they are in a seal form do they play with other selkies or do they like to play at the bottom of the ocean selkies are creatures and when they turn into their human form they like to dance and sing on the beach but they have to be careful to hide from humans
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Send him nudes when asks “do you know what today is
Him: Hey do you know what today is?
Her: what’s today?
Him: national send nudes day
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Donald Trump's justification for the risk of taking Hydroxychloroquine, an unproven and minimally tested "cure" for COVID-19, which is known to be potentially lethal when inappropriately administered.
“All I can tell you is, so far I seem to be OK,” Trump said, adding that, “I get a lot of tremendously positive news on the hydroxy. What do you have to lose?”
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“What do you do with pasta?”
“YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN” ~ Connor Ball from The Vamps
“Hey mate? What do you do with pasta?”
“YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN”
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Generally, used as a rhetorical question in colloquial parlance. However, some philosophers have argued that because one can never be certain of what our parents want, the question becomes unanswerable. In this sense, the expression is often considered a paradox since, as some philosophers claim, all questions have at least one answer.
1: a rhetorical question used to convey puzzlement or confusion.
2: a rhetorical question used to express one's belief that the question being asked or the subject matter being contemplated is hopelessly unanswerable.
3: ("Randian" usage) a rhetorical question - used similarly to the query "Who is John Galt?" found throughout "Atlas Shrugged" - meant to be interpreted as meaning: why ask questions that have no answers or where the answers are not readily obtainable?
1: Engineer 1: "Why won't the doohicky fit into the whatchamacallit?" Engineer 2: "What do our parents want?"
2: Poli-Sci Major: "Why did we invade Iraq anyway?" Hippie Roommate: "What do our parents want?"
3: "What do our parents want?" The light was ebbing, and Eddie Willers could not distinguish the bum's face. The bum had said it simply, without expression. But from the sunset far at the end of the street, yellow glints caught his eyes, and the eyes looked straight at Eddie Willers, mocking and still - as if the question had been addressed to the causeless uneasiness within him. -- Atlas Shrugged, Ayn Rand
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A sarcastic comment that is used when someone figures out something really obvious. An imitation of a game show host announcing that someone has given the correct answer and has won a prize that his assistant (Johnny) will specify on cue. Often preceded by "Ding ding!"
Boss: "OK everyone, Brenda Smith is going to be out on Thursday so we need someone to volunteer to fill her time slot."
Mike Hawk: "I'm available that day. I can do it."
Boss: "All righty then. I'm going to go ahead and stick Mike Hawk in her slot."
Steve: "That's what she said! Or...um...actually I mean that's what HE said!"
(everyone laughs except Jim)
Jim: "I don't get it..."
(20 seconds go by)
Jim: "Oh haha, now I get it...Mike Hawk sounds like 'my cock!' It's sexual innuendo. That's a good one."
Steve: "DING DING! What do we have for 'em, Johnny?"
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