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An 8 inch black, prosthetic penis designed for thrust and insertion to a member of the opposite sex.
When Nikki first felt the DONG, she came harder than a Tsunami.
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God, President, Brother, Mentor, Friend. Synonymous with talent.
Every night I get on my knees and pray to Dong Sicheng.
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Born in 1234 A.D. "Genghis Dong" (Not to be confused with Genghis Khan) Was a notorious buttfucker who ravaged the entire Eurasian continent with his massive penis. While out on raids with his debaucherous crew, Genghis (also known as "The Donger") would swing his magnificent member violently above his head in an attempt to intimidate his adversaries.
Once the territory he and his men attacked was conquered, Genghis would proceed to corn-hole each and every one of its inhabitants.
Upon retiring in 1274 A.D. he found success as a male stripper, performing at birthday parties and gay Bar Mitzvahs
Wow, that Genghis Dong is one professional wielder of Cock!
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A comically large shlong, capable of filling an over sized condom with disturbing ease.
As a pickup line:
<drops magnum condom in front of hot, yet sufficiently easy woman>
"Oh whoops… I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong."
As demonstrated by Frank Danny DeVito in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
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noun. A dong appearing mound under a girls panties or swimsuit created by an abundance of pubic hair
Check out that girls muff dong
A rude or douche like person, generally a gay male. ( a gay jerk).
That cashier could have been more courtious, the dong sniffer probably spit in our food!