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Don't you guys know? It's the name of a British film.
Dude, we watched 'Donkey Punch' for shitty movie night and it really wasn't that bad.
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When two guys bail on a trip because of a pretend car problems. On guy bends over looking into the car, while the other does him from behind and punches him in the head.
Q: Hey, I thought Nick was going dirtbiking with us, where is he?
A:
Him and Rob said they got a flat, but I am pretty sure they are having a little metcalf donkey punch right now.
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To punch a unsuspecting person in the genitals for no perceived reason.
Your buddy did something stupid and did not realize it. So you donkey punch him in the nuts. So too emphasize stupid is as stupid does.
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same as donkey punch , but with brass knuckles.
i gave her the thai donkey punch. knocked her out and i came right after.
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We are all familiar with the "donkey punch" however the newest trend with females is the REVERSE DONKEY PUNCH. This revised version of the original donkey punch occurs when a woman is fucking a man and she is on top and before the man cums, she punches him right in the face preventing climaxing and shocking the fucking hell out of him. This is where the girls take revenge!!!!!
That fucking bitch!!! She reversed donkey punched me!!!!
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When one is having sexual intercourse with their partner and right before climax one strikes her in the back of the head with vigorating force with intent to cause the twatty fun hole to give an ultimate masturbation grip on one's super studley retarded man snake. Side effects generally are major bruies around the dangle worm of fury, loss of memory, concussion, and possible though rare, coma, death, and loss of function of the man-gina or the man-gina itself.
Dick hardcore donkey punched Jane and gave her amnesia.
Police Report: "A couple abbrasions on the back, possible cause of death is a hardcore donkey punch to the back of the cranium. The Twatty Hit Slap Antagonist has strucken again..."
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A donkey punch delivered by some unexpected fellow who suprisingly appears and instanainiously donkey punches the girl for his buddy who is not ballsy enough to do it himself.
So I dutch donkey punch -ed your mom last night, thought your dad would get mad, but it wasn't him.
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