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When someone is unbelievably stupid and terrible at doing things
That guy over there is a doob
a picture you receive from a guy where his Dick is Out Of Boxers (DOOB)
Someone who tends to be absentminded, airheaded, or just plain moronic; can be applied to someone who has made a momentary mistake due to distraction; essentially an equivalent to dingus or doofus
A conversation between two adolescents:
"You ready to go to the party or what, man?"
"Yeah, I just have to text my family, let 'em know I'll be home by eleven."
"K, just make it quick."
"Alright. Wait...what the hell? Where the fuck is my phone?!"
"You lost it?"
"Dude, it was right here. I was holding it. Where'd it go?"
"Christ..."
"Could you help me look for it?"
"It's on the counter, ya doob. You put it there like twenty seconds ago."
"Oh. Shit, you're right."
The combination of the words dweeb and boob; dweeb + boob = doob
Dude 1: Dude, I was playing Super Mario World and made it to the last level and turns out that none of my progress saved.
Dude 2: Ha ha ha, wow ur such a doob.
I gotta start working out dude. My doobs are out of control.
There are man-boobs, and there are doobs. Doobs, (dude-boobs) are the boobs of a ripped male individual.
"Damn that guy has some PHAT doobs."
"SHEEEEEESH bro, that guy is so ripped his doobs are nice and plump."