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Noun. A process in which a person shoves an umbrella in his or her anus, and then promptly opens it up, thus making his or her asshole larger. The misguided soul then proceeds to put watermelon-sized anal beads into his or her rectum. This being must then try to regurgitate these objects into a friend's mouth. Finally, the friend runs to the nearest zoo naked and gets impaled by a rhinoceros.
- Damn son, why you so stressed today? Did ya take a hippopotamus doorknob recently?
- Yes, my anus is still sore.
- I'm sorry for your loss.
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When the male inserts a doorknob up a freshley shaved ass hole. if the ass hole is not shaved it is considered as the rusty doorknob.
I love to perform the Brazilian Doorknob.
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simply take the doorknob off of door. then insert dick through door,having it completely dark is key.
then when someone tries to open a door at night they will grab a penis instead of the doorknob..
last night timmy got a dick doorknob!! HAHAHA
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noun. The act of ingesting a doorknob anally and getting the attention of another person in order to make them attempt to open the door from the other side.
Katie-"Mom help me!"
Mom-*Twists doorknob violently*
Katie-*Shaking* "Nevermind... That was a crazy doorknob rodeo."
When someone has a black eye and they use "Falling on a doorknob" as the excuse to indiscriminately explain domestic abuse
Bill "Hey what happened? You fall on a doorknob?
Cindy "Yep"
a bad bitch who dont need no man.
hey have you seen Dublaney Doorknob today?
Yeah bro shes one of a kind!
When you shit on a dick and then jerk it off.
Yeah, I don't think I'll see her again; she gave me a chocolate doorknob.