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the god of sex and pleasure as well as orgasim and the holder of ones heart.
i wish i had a johnny dora in my life.
A great surfer and very controversial character from the 60s. Started the locaslism movement which is still rampant on beaches in California and Hawaii today.
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A prostitute who f***ed the monkey Boots, while singing with her backpack and her map. She doesn't like swiper because he didn't pay her for "pleasure".
Dora Dora Dora the biiiotch
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Located in Lake County, this town is full of old people. Mount Dora is the the highest point in Florida.
In 1981, the film "Honkey Tonk Freeway" was filmed in downtown Mount Dora, possibly one of the most rediculous movies ever made, but all of downtown was painted pink for the movie.
Most people who live in Mount Dora have lived here their entire lives because once you enter, you never leave.
The youth in Mount Dora rarely go to college, and end up stuck here like their parents. The schools are very ghetto and average. The Mount Dora High School football team is actually descent.
There is nothing fun to do in Mount Dora, and if you are looking for entertainment go to Orlando.
Dude, that guy is so old he practically screams Mount Dora!
Help me! My mom is making us move to Mount Dora and i fear for my future!
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A snotty 7 year old with no brains who travels on an adventure every FUCKING DAY with her homosexual monkey, boots.
What do they do after their half-an-hour show is up?
Nobody knows... except Diego, Dora's cousin. He joins in on the "festivities".
I swear in some episodes, where Dora and Boots are fed, someone sneaks some Crack into their food/drinks.
Dora The Explorer: C'mon boots. Let's go get fucked up.
Boots: Uh.. Dora... Little kids are watching.
Dora: so fucken what! Let's tell them how to buy drugs off a stranger.
Boots: First, we need the map
Dora: FUCK THA MAP!
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A messed up show for toddlers.
THIS SHOW IS NOT EDUCATIONAL AND ALL THE ANIMALS AND OBJECTS SPEAK SPANISH.
This 4 year old is high and is allowed to go anywhere she wants. Even to another country WTF?!
Dora Would pull out a talking map.
He would tell them to go to the destination while passing 2 places.
And after the y pass all 2 places..they ask the viewer where to go. WHAT A LOAD OF RAT SHIT. Theres a gay Fox and all he does is steal Doras items that are worth anything. And to stop him, They would say "no swiping!" 3 times, and the fox would run away like a BIG PUSSY. Imagine Toddlers saying that to thieves in real life! :O
DORA THE EXPLORER
Dora: Do you see the lake?
Viewer: Ur right in front of it retard.
Dora: Well done! we found the lake!
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Queen of Spades
Dirty Dora is the name for the queen of spades in the game of hearts because the object of the game is to have the fewest points and taking Dirty Dora gives you thirteen all in one card while each heart is only worth one.
I was dealt Dirty Dora and had so many spades to back her up I just bided my time until I had the perfect opportunity to play that card on the one player who was beating me to put me in the lead.
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