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Typically a white, 6 foot tall guy with a goatee who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears. A Douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole.
Look at that Douchebag who thinks the sun rises and sets for him.
Someone who is incredibly stupid or idiotic.
Dude1: Press the button.
Dude2: There isn't a button there.
Dude1: I'm staring straight at it you fucking douchebag!!!
A guy who is fucking a girl that you would like to fuck, but can't.
I can't believe that Kate is still going out with that douchebag!
Annoying people who have past the rank ass, asshole, and jerk. But are not yet fuckers or motherfuckers. Possible at the rank of bitch or BYEOTCH.
No, not Beverly Hills 90210. They are not bad people.
REAL EXAMPLE:
Person 1:...
Person 2: Why aren't you talking?!
Person 1: BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG!
The ever so helpless, obnoxious, and autistic Russian Nimby, Cock Sucking Bitch Boy, formerly from St. Petersburg and now, oh so inconveniently living in Columbia, MO ruining everyone's well-being, safety, and health. This is due to his incompetent sense of using cool and dangerous toys, a big-ass truck, and the liquid motivation of Fireball Whiskey and other various forms of alcohol, accompanied by his wild Russian dumbass nature and a bit (LOT) rough and rowdy decisions.
konstantin.makarov.35@facebook.com
konstantin.makarov.35@facebook.com ==> Douchebag 100%
People who go on to a site and bitch and moan about dumb shit like people wearing hats backwards like a douchebag.
Douche bag, douchebag, or simply douche, is considered to be a pejorative term, referring to an arrogant or obnoxious person. The slang usage of the term originated in the 1960s.
It is also collectively known that although the term originated in the 1960s, Thomas Edison is credited with being the first and original douche.
Rad-Ron: My favourite scientist is definitely Nikola Tesla.
Lame-Larry: No, Thomas Edison is the coolest duh.
Rad-Ron: Oh come on! Edison was like the biggest douche ever!
Lame-Larry: Oh no, your incredible argument and all over handsomeness has blown me out of the water, into the the water again, and then out of the water yet another time. You win. Even I have to admit that alleged scientist Thomas Edison was a douchebag.