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Douche

Michael Besly. Lead singer of The Farther I Fall.

Michael Besly is a douche.

by DrunkLahey November 20, 2011

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


douche

an idiot who proves himself worthy of absolute humilliation.

Jaron! You douche! You ran over my hand with your car!

by Tom Bombadillo June 15, 2005

33πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Douche

Something like a water bottle, filled with douche solution, with a nozzle that you insert into your vagina and slowly squeeze to clean out the vagina. you use it while sitting on the toilet, in the tub, or while standing in the shower.

you use a douche after your menstrual period, after using contraceptive jellies and creams, to clear out vaginal secretions, whenever you want to feel clean and refreshed.

by Talia! March 15, 2007

20πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


douche

Randy Solem's favorite insult.

Randy Solem: You aren't getting married, you're going out with someone. So shut up about stuff that you don't know what you're talking about, you little douche.
Eric Whit (to Lexi): Haha, he called you a douche!

by Link June 25, 2004

77πŸ‘ 79πŸ‘Ž


douching

The act of a female having a personal and/or physical relationship with a douche (male). This typically refers a female becoming flirtatious or "hooking up" with a male douche/douchebag.

(see: douchebag)

"I saw Jess douching last night at the club."

"Come'on stop douching and find a real man."

"Are you douching again??"

by Majisafi August 24, 2011

86πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž


Douche

A person who acts like a dumbass or doesnt have anything really important to say

"How do you make top ramen?"
"omg what a fuckin douche are you serious?"

by D-Gringo June 4, 2006

16πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


douche

1. A device used to cleanse one's dirty vagina.
2. A complete brainless moron that does nothing but kill other human beings by wasting oxygen.
3. Jeremy Rienbolt, Marina’s High School’s Band Director. The one guy who does nothing but screw everyone over.

1. The only action Jeremy is ever able to view, besides in his car, (& his mother), is watching female, or male, nude sluts that need to use a douche to clean out their vaginas.
3. Krissy asked Jeremy why he was such a douche.
2. Lucy asked Mr. Rein-douche if she could go to skip the band competition to take her SATS. Mr. Rein-douche replies, "Where can I contact these SATS people?"

by TONESTER December 2, 2005

38πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž