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12 jelly donuts, 12 strips of bacon, 12 packs of jelly beans and 12 cans of PBR. Called a Jay's dozen bc he uses them as an enticement to get indecently large women back to his bedroom. The trap starts by getting the targeted woman (180lbs min) drunk on the 12 cans of PBR. Jay then gives them the 12 jelly donuts, practically taking them into a coma. He then lays out the 12 jelly beans in a trail to his bedroom. At which point they find 12 strips of bacon in bed. Game over.
"Yo, you see that hog doing the walk of shame from Jay's room this morning?"
"Yea, dude. She was playing hard to get last night, but he pulled out the Jay's dozen. Game over."
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1.A pursuit, native to Southside black youths, the prime practioners thereof, in which each attempts to outwit the other by deriding him with a greater and more prodigious succession of epithehs
2."oneupmanship"
3.Metaphorically-any two(or more) individauls who publicly exchange epitheths or have a public(esp.ongoing) altercation(particularly as a juxtapasisiton descrbing those who have probably never in their lives been on the South Side)
1.The two friends played the dozens.
2.Politician X played the dozens with Politican Y.
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When you stuck your banana (penis) into 12 girls’ donut holes (vagina).
Can I buy a dozen donuts?
Sure, do you want them to chocolate or vanilla?
Like a baker's dozen, but it's a unit of measurement specifically used for penises.
He enjoyed the basker's dozen last night. I've never seen him happier. Getting hit with all 13 dongs at the same time.
Shit man I got myself a Alabama dozen of that sister kisser pack man, thats 37gs of dat kush
A dozen is 12, a baker's dozen 13, a fat dozen is as many as you want.
I thought 20 burgers were enough, but what I really needed was a fat dozen.