A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Your best friend that has no emotion whatsoever and is pale as casper the ghost lol.
Shelby: Brian is such a Dollar Store Dracula
An act involving a protracted creaking noise, accompanied by an ungodly stench.
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A used jamrag, an oozy sanipad.
Dracula's packed lunch was very tasty and he was feeling peckish that day.
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Another word for farting.
Pesron A - 'Yuk whats that smell?....God, it smells like someone has just opened dracula's coffin!'
Person B - Yeah sorry mate, it was me, I farted.
OR
Person A- 'Uh oh guys I'm opening dracula's coffin!'
Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.
Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.
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The guy that brings the whole party down because the ratio is off. Also likely a cockblocker...
"The sausage party was going swimmingly until Sperm Count Dracula showed up"
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