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drool amnesty

n. Generally a player on a rival team so attractive that it would be impossible NOT to lust after them.

A prime example (for Madridistas, at least) is Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
Abby: Did you see the Portugal-Sweden match last night? I couldn't take my eyes off Zlatan!
KJ: I know! There's a reason Zlatan is part of my drool amnesty, even if RMA will probably face PSG come UCL season.

See also Cristiano Ronaldo, Steven Gerrard, Kaka, and other footballers

by KJinEnglish December 5, 2013


Clear as a dog's drool

Very clear, Cloudless

Look! the sky is as clear as a dog's drool!

Oh my god, the water is as clear as a dog's drool!!

by DIngleWingler June 29, 2019


Blind Drooling Monkey

A sexual gesture in which both partners remove all clothing and kiss and or drool all over each other’s body while blind folded.

Can also be written as 🙈🤤

Aye yo Victor, have you ever tried blind drooling monkey with your girl?

by HappyHippopotamus July 3, 2019


Drooling zombie

Something that is dead or should have died, but is still alive. Usually refers to works of popular culture or art, such as TV shows and the like (see Jump the shark).

Guy 1: You hear the Simpsons is writing out Apu?
Guy 2: Oh well, I stopped watching that show years ago.
Guy 1: Yeah, it's a drooling zombie.

by RoundenBrown October 27, 2018


drool log

the male ruining tool used when forcing a girl to drool

put my drool log in your mouth

by need4speed November 29, 2013


Drool-Boy

Strange , angry , yet misunderstood forum admin. Has a penchant for booze, hoes and dapper fagg0ts from Ireland.

by Anonymous March 27, 2003


Drool-Boy

damn sexy mans
has an irritating habit of picking up hoboes for oral sex in bus station toilets though

by bungle March 27, 2003