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Intentionally getting someone in trouble by outting something they've done wrong while trying to keep it sly.
*You return to work from lunch with the boss right there*
Coworker to you: "I didn't know we had two hour lunches!"
You later: 😑
Dry snitching.
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Mushrooms that are in fact not dry but more wet than lake Garda.
Gennaro Contaldo: uh jus gonna puuut dis hAnful of Dry Mushrooms from this bUllful (bowlful) of cold water and leave to dry some more on the side.
Antonio Carluccio: Ah Das wanderfAl Gennaro, be nice in a Risotto one.
A person who has previously had no connections through social media that suddenly made accounts to specifically stalk someone they like.
Dude, Bimal is such a Dry Stalker, he only made an account to stalk Bryanna
Someone who can’t hold a texting conversation to save their fucking life.
Kara made me want to deep fry my left hand because she kept replying with “lol”. She’s such a dry texter.
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Mythical shit that leaves no residue and requires no wiping of the anus. People who claim to have dry shitted, are usually embarrassed because they did not wipe their ass, and claim that the ass didn't need wiping. All asses need wiping
"Oh my god will just took a dry shit."
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the old bread that becomes strong and unfit to eat
Ew, I don't wanna eat that dry bread!
Dry Five
Verb:
1. To perform the sexual act known as fisting without lubrication.
Bro did she let you dry five her last night?
2. Having unsatisfactory and uncomfortable intercourse for a short amount of time.
All I need right now is a dry five... It's been a minute.
Noun:
1. Any situation in which one party gets the short end of the stick.
You're totally giving me a dry five right now dude!
Dry Five
Verb:
1. To perform the sexual act known as fisting without lubrication.
Bro did she let you dry five her last night?
2. Having unsatisfactory and uncomfortable intercourse for a short amount of time
All I need right now is a dry five... It's been a minute.
Noun:
1. Any situation in which one party gets the short end of the stick
You're totally giving me a dry five right now dude.