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Reason our president is in office
Damn, if not all of this electile dysfunction, we'd have a decent president
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The opposite of a Cyberection. Usually happens when one thinks they are talking to an opposite sex from which they are getting turned on, to find that they are in fact, the same sex.
Cyberialis anyone? Please refer to Cyberection for def.
Subject A waves to Subject B.
Subject A: Hey there, tall handsome dark haired Dark Knight. How bout you and me start to grind some together?
Subject B: I like that idea miss, when and where do you want to gain 'experience points'?
Subject A: Nah I'm just joking, I'm some 45 Y/O married male lookin' for a good time.
Subject B: I think im suffering from Cyberectional Dysfunction ....
Subject B has logged out.
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When you're trying to have sex with a chick, but her legs are so hairy/spiky that you can't keep an erection.
"Dude, I got her pants off, and I rubbed her legs and I suddenly had an extreme case of cactile dysfunction."
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when one boob is bigger or smaller that the other.
Ja Skank Ho has some crazy dysfunctional titties.
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When ur peepee cant get hard cuz u watch 2 much porn. Ur dad likely has E.D. cuz hes an old fag and wants to phuck ur mommy but he has to take this little over priced pill called viagra so his dick can throb and he can bone ur mom.
Dad: Why my peepee not hard?
Mom: Cuz you watch 2 much pornhub and have Erectile Dysfunction.
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Everything about Paulie was dysfunctional and immature, no wonder he had so many insecurities to pick at, rather than weapons. His erectile dysfunction was a sign of his impotence, not only around the opposite sex, but as a human.
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Commen brother of “erectile Dysfunction”. Is when a species of reptile engulafes your dick with at least one unwilling partner
Logan has reptile Dysfunction and has a vilper on his dick,we need to go to the ER
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