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when you feel/relate to something on a spiritual level
rylee : i hate life
kaylyn : elf hat !!
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1. A cartoonish character race drawn into Blizzard's MMORPG "World of Warcraft" whose females are designed to dance as lewdly as possible without provoking the censors, so that barely pubescent and undersexed teenage boys have something to spank off to without mom finding porn in their internet browser history.
2. As above, except it is used by middle-aged, pot-bellied, unwashed, disgusting men to garner in-game favors in the form of money, items, help, etc., by dancing and/or flirting with the aforementioned undersex boys who think they're actually having cybersex with a woman.
3. As above, except it is used by horny single males to elicit cybersex, since they figure any sex at all is better than taking Mary Palmer and her five sisters to give the pink mustang a spit shine again.
4. As above, but in this case it is actually used by a female; said female is either ugly but thinks she's a beauty queen "inside," or else she is decent looking but has her wiring crossed and needs to be avoided at all costs. In the former case, said female tries to convince anything that even suggests it is a male that will support her that she looks "just like her character" in order to try to establish a real-life relationship based on cybersex and 50,000 pages of prefabricated bullshit. In the latter case, where said female may actually be as "good looking" as the cartoonish figure suggests, she uses it as a trap for unsuspecting males whose dicks override their judgment and think that if it looks good and wants to fuck, personality doesn't matter.
1. Dude, my night elf chick is so hot, I would totally fuck her brains out if she was real OMGZ.
2. Yeah, I look a lot like my character, just without the eyebrows. ;-) If you help me get some clothes, I'll take em off for you and do a little dance. /wink
3. What?! You're a guy in real life?? Oh well that works out then, since I'm not...wanna cyber?
4. I met this totally hot night elf in World of Warcraft over the summer, and she's coming to live with me next month. She's had 10 boyfriends in the last 2 years and lived with every one of them, but I'm sure if she's good looking enough the 6 kids she's bringing won't be an issue.
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A race in the Elder Scrolls video game series.
The Bosmer are the various barbarian Elven clan-folk of the Western Valenwood forests. In the Empire, they are collectively referred to as "Wood Elves," but "Bosmer", or "the Tree-Sap People", is what they call themselves. "Tree-Sap" suggests the wild vitality and youthful energy of Wood Elves, in contrast with their more dour cousins, the Altmer and Dunmer. Bosmer reject the stiff, formal traditions of Aldmeri high culture, preferring a romantic, simple existence in harmony with the land, its wild beauty and wild creatures. These country cousins of the High Elves and Dark Elves are nimble and quick in body and wit, and because of their curious natures and natural agility, Bosmer are especially suitable as scouts, and thieves. But most of all, the Bosmer are known for their skills with bows; there are no finer archers in all of Tamriel. Their ability to command simple-minded creatures is also well known. They are also religiously carnivorous and cannibalistic, but do not destroy trees or plant life, though they are not averse to using wooden or plant-derived products created by others.
The Elves of Valenwood have always been involved in political arguments between the other races of Tamriel, but have never waged war with other nations, only defended their lands countless times, from the Khajiits of Elsweyr and the High Elves of the Summerset Isle.
They have never been truly allied with other nations because of mistrust and their own beliefs and traditions.
The nimble wood elf is strongly suited for a thief character, an alchemist, a woodsman, bandit, or something to that effect.
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A mysterious elf who wanders around places curbs in random places to through off teenage drivers.
Has yet to be caught.
Is believed to be around 3 feet tall, asian, angry at the world.
*Car Hits Curb*
Blake: Fuck you curb elf!
Evan: AHHHH
Curb elf: I will now close Target!
Evan: AHHHH
Dylan: HAHAHA
Kristin: I'M fucking VIDEO TAPING THIS
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While one person is taking a shit, he/she spreads his/her legs apart while on the toilet and allows another person to sit on their lap and shit into the same toilet.
Dude, I had to shit so bad and Eric was already on the pot so we pulled a elf on the shelf.
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you say this when you can relate to something on a spiritual level ( basically a friend and i took the first letters off of felt (elf) that (hat)
rylee : i wanna die yo
kaylyn : ELF HATTT
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The manner in which your toe(s) are bent after a long day working on your hands and knees - i.e installing wood floors. The bending toes resemble the toe of an elf shoe, curled and painful
...man I've got the elf toe real bad today
I installed 500 feet today, my elf toe fuckin hurts
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