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a very crapy school in a crapy area. there is a cock-roach infestation and insane children, like rapists drug dealers and gang bangers. the only thing keeping the school from getting shut down by some drug association are the overly perky magnet kids. these kids are usually mentally scared by the racist slang and bullying by the time they leave.
20 year eastern middle school reunion:
magnet kid: oh, is that you? it's been years! what have you been up to? i wrote an oscar winning screenplay!
ghetto kid: oh i'm still trying to graduate 8th grade and i am a hobo with a shotgun on the side.
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eastern ave. boyz is a neiborhood gang from the east side of worcester they are known for thier bad ways and moving like a brother hood thier main rivals includ kilby st. posse, g-block,loyalty trust(Lt),vice lords,vernon team,pretty boyz,ykp,and most of main south.their alies include P.v.e.,Prov. st. posse,Mob otl,young mafia (ym),and other east side gangs. they also have a girl virgin call E.A.G. Eastern Ave. girz even know the girz dont have alot of people they are a strong gang and probly have up to 20 to 30 people in their set or gang most people think that they are pve bcuz of how close they are. you can I.D. them by black and white bandanas or sneakers.
3's-kilby,g-block
main south-crystal park,kilby
st.,lakeside apt.
7 hills-eastside
dem city boyz-pve
my boyz-Eastern ave. boyz
roll deep- lots of people
fair ones-one on one fight
heads-people
blue boys-cops
hot box-attracting police
soowoo- eastern ave. call
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A college where one goes to get rammed in the ass several times a day. When necessary, bukakke will also be awarded. Full of frat-tastic douche bags and wiggers. All males are dumbasses, while only a select few of the females are intelligent and sexy. The majority of the girls are dumb though. Most do not care about education, and are too stupid to go to a real college anyway. Much more like a large community college, rather than a university.
Guy 1: Why are you so damn stupid?
Guy 2: I go to Eastern Washington University.
Guy 1: I completely understand.
Guy 2: I don't know shit.
"Yes! I'm going to college! I have a 2.1 GPA and didn't even apply till late August!"
"That's not even a real college. Have fun getting fucked up the ass."
"Oh....."
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A large jacked up truck (could be Chevy, Ford or Dodge) that young teenagers to middle aged rednecks think are Ferraris.
You can spot these by the trucks being jacked up way higher than they need to be (these pieces of shit can't get out of their own way, much less drive over another vehicle like the owners claim they can), they have loud exhaust that is so loud and raunchy, you would think it was the sound of a Chevy and a Ford fuckin a Harley Davidson in the asshole. This is due to glass packs usually, because they need the motor to sound tougher than a 302, 305 or the shitty V6 most of them have.
You can also spot these misguided idiots spinning wheels in the rain, because they don't do much any other time.
You can typically outrun these vehicles with something as fast as a 94 or up Corolla. The only reason most win a race is because they floor the gas next to you and the loud exhaust sounds so horrible and redneckish, it jolts your brain with visions of sisters screwin brothers, people with teeth missing, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the assrape scene from the movie "Deliverance".
The F40 of these tirds are the ones that backfire like a shotgun. This results in making the other owners of these vehicles very aroused!
The ones that have neon lights inside or out and have the gay L.E.D. strip on the bumper are motherfuckin Enzos!!
Person 1: My truck could run over your little Civic!
Person 2: That Eastern Shore Ferrari? Be realistic, it could only run over curbs and deer!
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One of the best universities for people who should not be in school. They could save time by skipping this step and going directly to work at McDonald's.
1. -"Did you go to college?"
-"No, I went to Eastern."
2. "Be careful driving by EKU with your windows down. I was driving in that area yesterday and an administrator threw a degree into my back seat."
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School in Richmond, Kentucky. Home of the Colonels. Has many colleges of such things as business, technology, education, public safety, and arts & sciences. Often considered the red (or in this case marron) headed step child of the University of Kentucky.
I couldn't get into UK so I go to Eastern Kentucky University.
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A good school that has a few bad students that every middle school will have. They have a very good magnet program that will make a college graduate, not a loser like the other people that post about ems.
Hey, have you heard about her sister that went to eastern middle school?
Yeah, didnt she just graduate from columbia university?
Yep. Now shes going to usc in california. Thats so great.
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