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Total Eclipse is when a man places his balls over a woman's eyes and shines a flashlight through his balls creating a "Total Eclipse".
She wanted to see my "Total Eclipse"
1. The inverse of a lunar eclipse.
2. When a guy pisses himself and immediately takes off his underwear and pulls it over a chick's head like a ski mask.
I paid for that bitches drinks all night, she even took me back to her place, but put out NOTHIN! It's okay though, I was so drunk and pissed off by the end of the night, I just gave her a solar eclipse while she was sleeping and split.
When a Hot Air Balloon or any other type of balloon blocks the sun or moon causing an eclipse.
Dave saw a Hot Air Balloon at the fair blocking the sun momentarily and hollered "Ballooner Eclipse!".
She is the best friend you can ever have; she is always helpful and loves diamonds. She is one of the best friends you can have so please appreciate her.
A: Who is your best friend?
B: Solar Eclipse, obviously!
When a lady is giving head to a negro in the dark and his girthy dick covers up the his pearly white teeth and eyeballs.
Kylie- "I think I saw an eclipse dick last night!"
Alli- "wow that is a once in a lifetime experience!"
When your watching porn and the man gets his body and arse in the way of the camera.
Did you see that Mia Khalifa video, it had one mad poonar eclipse
when a child looks at a woman's cleavage and then innocently looks away, hoping to god that person didn't notice.
hey fred?
yeah caroline?
i think little joe gave me a sahara eclipse
oh that's not good.