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The act, or action, of placing one's ass in front of an erected penis to portray an eclipse.
My girlfriend said she wanted to have some sex, but i told her lets do it the boner eclipse way.
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Total Eclipse is when a man places his balls over a woman's eyes and shines a flashlight through his balls creating a "Total Eclipse".
She wanted to see my "Total Eclipse"
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1. The inverse of a lunar eclipse.
2. When a guy pisses himself and immediately takes off his underwear and pulls it over a chick's head like a ski mask.
I paid for that bitches drinks all night, she even took me back to her place, but put out NOTHIN! It's okay though, I was so drunk and pissed off by the end of the night, I just gave her a solar eclipse while she was sleeping and split.
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She is the best friend you can ever have; she is always helpful and loves diamonds. She is one of the best friends you can have so please appreciate her.
A: Who is your best friend?
B: Solar Eclipse, obviously!
When your watching porn and the man gets his body and arse in the way of the camera.
Did you see that Mia Khalifa video, it had one mad poonar eclipse
when a child looks at a woman's cleavage and then innocently looks away, hoping to god that person didn't notice.
hey fred?
yeah caroline?
i think little joe gave me a sahara eclipse
oh that's not good.
When you shoot nut and it aligns with the ceiling light and casts a shadow onto your dick.
Dude, the craziest thing just happened, I performed a testicular eclipse in my room!