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The act of putting fine sand in a vagina, then fucking it
Hey man! I was fucking my girl last night and i gave her an Egyptian Taco!
When a dude is hitting a girl from behind and jizzes on her back, then lets the jizz dry, peels it off, and serves it up as a snack
Dude...I’m feeling freaky tonight! What ya say we hit up my girl for a three-some and have us some Egyptian pancakes?
Giving/receiving a massage fully naked with glitter.
Hey man, that Egyptian rubdown was so legit !
When someone or something proceeds to shit and vomit at the same time
(Bobby): How sick are you?
(Nick): Not bad but last night I had the good ol Egyptian Prince
(Bobby): What?
(Nick):*Shits and vomits everywhere*
The craziest girl in the world
Person 1: "Hey what is she doing over there"
Person 2: "Don't worry she's just a baby Egyptian"
Person 1: "Oh ok makes sense" *quickly starts moving away from her*
The appetizer came from Egypt and became popular and loved in the UK (specifically in Liverpool). Those who eat it will become overconfident in front of the opponent and have to receive karma.
Madrid fans:"Serve me an egyptian salad with some Karma sauce"
A sexual act in which a man performs autoerotic asphyxiation while being fanned by several young women using palm fronds.
Contrary to recorded history, accidents involving the Egyptian Necktie were the leading cause of death in the ancient world.
Man 1: Did you hear that Steve passed away last week?
Man 2: Yeah, apparently he lost consciousness while doing the Egyptian Necktie, and the other participants were really committed to the act. The just kept fanning him instead of calling 911.