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Entering an elevator and proceeding to fart non-stop for at least ten floors.
Dave was impressed that Kevin's Texas elevator lasted 15 floors.
Shoes that prop yo tiny ass up so you can feel better about yourself.
My friend won't go bowling because his short ass wears elevator shoes.
Have you done Elevated Awareness - The urban legend yet? I hear the solution is very close to here.
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An extremely pithy description of something, prepared in advance to be used in situations where time is of the essence. The term comes from the hyopthetical situation of somebody seeing a pin or something similar on your person that arouses their curiosity while in an elevator (such as a Unitarian Universalist chalice pin), and then asking you what exactly the pin stands for. Because Unitarian Universalism would be rather difficult to explain in the remaining duration of the elevator ride, the prepared elevator speech serves to provide as best of an answer as possible in the available time.
So, how do you explain Unitarian Universalism to people without putting them to sleep?
Well, my standard elevator speech emphasizes secular humanism and free thought.
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when you're smoking weed and after inhalation, before you suck in the extra air, stand up and tilt your head all the way up and suck in the air.
duuuude i was with my buds by the river..we did elevator hits out of a coke can..fucked us UP!
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An elevator list is a list of all of the people that you're allowed to have sex with if your ever stuck in an elevator with them.
LUCAS: Isn’t it ‘Five Minutes in the Closet’?
BROOKE: Yeah, if you’re in junior high. But the great part about this is; you know how everybody has their elevator list?
SKILLS: What?
BROOKE: Your elevator list! Come on! The list of people you’re allowed to have sex with if you’re ever stuck in an elevator with them.
SKILLS: Halle Berry.
FERGIE: Beyonce.
PEYTON: Jack Black.
MOUTH: Brooke Davis.
BROOKE: Well! Everybody makes a list and if two people have each others names…five minutes in the elevator
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A person, or group of people, who like to ride elevators. Taking elevators for occasional joy rides, and possibly capture a video of the event.
Whenever he spots an elevator, he has to video a round trip ride. He must be an Elevator Enthusiast.
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