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To think you see somebody you know from afar.
"Maria! Maria" I called to the lady walking down the street. Ooop! My bad. Elvis sighting.
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Elvis Babies or an Elvis Baby is a baby >1 year old that is born with a cleft lip.
Look at that little Elvis Baby! uh huh huh, thank you, thank you very much.
Immediately having to be ushered out or leave voluntarily from an event, with out greeting people because you're schedule is jam packed with obligations and you have to catch a flight!
It stinks that Johnny had to Elvis out last night. I understand he had to coach T-ball and there was only one flight that evening.
French fries covered in cheese and gravy. In Canada known as poutine.
Elvis fries are the shit, yo.
Leaving a gathering or party without saying goodbye to anyone, as Elvis used to do it his concerts. “Ladies and Gentlemen, we regret to inform you, Elvis has left the building!”
I couldn’t take the drunken nonsense any longer, so I decided to pull an Elvis.
A turd of gargantuan proportions. From the well-known fact that the King died on his throne.
Oooh, can the knighthood wait a few minutes your majesty? I'm just off to the bog, I'm worried it might be an Elvis killer
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an elvis dick is a penis that has sideburns, like elvis does
Wow kid ROB STONE sure haS A ELVIS DICK because AMBER PORTER SUCKED IT ALL NIGHT LONG AND TOLD ME SO.
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