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Person 1: Who r this though for real
Person 2: What?
Person 1: EMA
you know what I meant bitch
Acronym for "Education Maintanence Allowence"
In the UK, this is an allowance of £30 given to college students who have a low household income.
EMA was invented to bribe chavs into coming to college, so EMA is very often all spent quickly on cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs.
Many people lie in order to claim EMA, for instance saying you live with someone with a low income, rather than where you truthfully live.
Chav 1: "I get EMA because my parents sit around on their arses claiming dole!"
Chav 2: "The only reason I'm in college is for the money!"
Chav 3: "I registered myself living with my Grandparents so I can get EMA!"
Chav 4: "My EMA get paid in tomorrow. Shall we all get stoned?"
Short for Eat My Ass
My teacher wants me to write a 5 page essay based on Kim Kardashian? EMA
" Eat My Ass" can be used as a sexual reference but general used to counter attack hoes running their mouths
"You're just jealous cause I have everything and you don't"
"EMA bitch"
Him: I’m mad at you.
Her: I can make you feel better.
Him: How?
Her: You can ema