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An extremely talented band,
Keith Emerson is a God on the keyboard, piano,and synthesizer. He even plays two at the same time at live performances and in songs like Trilogy.
Greg Lake uses bass and is amazing in creating good synchronizations and bass-lines. Also his voice is very clear and can change pitch very smoothly.
Carl Palmer can create complicated drum beats and keep them in rhythm.
The band is very talented yet not many people know about them today, probably because they didn't have guitar (they were amazing without it) so stupid preps weren't all over them and screaming about them.
They are Gods so I recommend listening to Knife-Edge cause if you're the average person you will like it.
prep: This is Emerson, Lake & Palmer? Their guitar sounds weird.
ELP fan: That's synthesizer not guitar.
prep: It doesn't sound like the background music of rap songs.
ELP fan: Yeah, the person playing the synthesizer has talent. And the singer can pronounce Cadillac right.
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A very wise philospher of the 19th century. Founder of the transcendentalist movement. Buddies with Thoreau and Whitman. Wrote an essay called "Self Reliance", which stated that every man should decied for himslef what is right, and follow that, instead of following what the group says. "Whosoever is a man must be a non-conformist". Often misunderstood by ignorant stooges who dont actually read the essay... the same people who say "Thoreau went and lived where for two years... what a pussy"
meathead 1 -"those trangendenerots or whatever are fucking stupid"
meathead 2- " right... dude lets go pick up the new fiddy cent album"
meathead 1- "sweet"
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A really small and shitty town that is so depressing that people can’t even go 2 miles without leaving it because it is smaller than my thumb
Don’t you dare go to Emerson New Jersey.
A Transcendentalist during the middle 1800s, who wrote essays like Nature and Self-Reliance, both garbage works of literature where he rambles on about nature and whatever other bullshit he can think of. Long winded sentences that have no meaning, yet we actually read this idiot. Emerson has actually been proven to be a flaming homosexual with his protege, Henry David Thoreau, who lived in a fucking log cabin all his life, masterbating a lot.
All the teachers say that you shouldn't write like that idiot Emerson.
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'covert' statement to reveal the presence of a large chested female, stated in hootie and blowfish tour bus while surveying crowd.
emerson bigguns is here
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He will treat a girl like a queen and buy her things and he will love you unconditionally
Austin clay Emerson) hey baby want to go shopping to get you something
Girl)no baby I don’t need nothing.
Austin clay Emerson)ok I love you my queen
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"You want to come to my place and listen to records?"
"I would, but my Emerson, Lake & Palmer vinyl is scratchy."
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