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Emilia is a very kind person, but there’s a 70% chance that Emilia is emo. Symptoms of Emilia being an emo is..
They’re probably not a girl
They have more than 1 pet
They have a crush on someone who’s name starts with an R, C, K, or J
They cut their hair at least 46 times a year
And they are emo
Julianna: Dude, Emilia is such an emo!
Josiah: Look, it’s emo Emilia
Delon: Rabid River definitely has a crush on emo emilia
"wow Noam really likes Emilia (Re:zero)!"
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When you are doing a girl from behind, and you are about to ejaculate you bust on her face, run out of the room, and dissappear from her life only to be assumed dead.
Dude 1: "How do you cheat on your girlfriend so much?"
Dude 2: "I just pull the Emilia Earhart. They think I'm dead!"
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1. A town in Emilia Romagna, Italy.
2. A progressive educational approach that American preschools have no idea how to apply.
1. The principal loves repeating the phrase "teacher as researcher" over and over again ever since she visited the schools in Reggio Emilia, Italy.
2. Teacher 1: I put shiny mirrors and plants all over my classroom, now my school is Reggio Emilia!
Teacher 2: What is Reggio Emilia?
Teacher 1: I don't know, but now it is a great place to drop acid. Let's go charge yuppie parents up the ass!
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literally the most genuine and beautiful actress to exist.. every time she smiles the world calls for her reign once again!! everyone's yellow.. if she's not yours, there's much to think about you!! let's pray her agent get's her some great films and shows for the future!!
i love emilia clarke.
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Vessels used to house and direct the judgement of all greek gods.
In modern day being gazed upon by Emilia's Eyes is being defined as a fate worse than any hell imaginable.
Anything but the judgement of Emilia's Eyes!
This will definetely recieve Emilia's Eyes.