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miracle essay

essay that is completed <2 hours before it is due, and still achieve a good grade

dude 1: an 85!!!?
dude 2: what? what happened?
dude 1: dude I went into the library this morning and pulled a miracle essay out of my ass!!!
dude 2: dayyuuum that must have hurt

by asauce November 15, 2010

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essay andy

Someone who writes entire paragraphs to make their point clear in a drama or political sitiuation typically on twitch

Viewer: Heres my 400 word paragraph on why you are wrong
Streamer: Look at this Essay Andy dude

by November 10, 2021

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long essay

no exact definition, but have a clear example below.

She looked at her student wondering if she could ever get through. "You need to learn to think for yourself," she wanted to tell him. "Your friends are holding you back and bringing you down." But she didn't because she knew his friends were all that he had and even if that meant a life of misery, he would never give them up.
The leather jacked showed the scars of being his favorite for years. It wore those scars with pride, feeling that they enhanced his presence rather than diminishing it. The scars gave it character and had not overwhelmed to the point that it had become ratty. The jacket was in its prime and it knew it.
Lori lived her life through the lens of a camera. She never realized this until this very moment as she scrolled through thousands of images on your computer. She could remember the exact moment each photo was taken. She could remember where she had been, what she was thinking as she tried to get the shot, the smells of the surrounding area, and even the emotions that she felt taking the photo, yet she had trouble remembering what she had for breakfast.
He collected the plastic trash on a daily basis. It never seemed to end. Even if he cleaned the entire beach, more plastic would cover it the next day after the tide had come in. Although it was a futile effort that would never be done, he continued to pick up the trash each day.
Yes this is an example of long essay.

by just a normal lurker November 26, 2021


chinese essay

When you are extremely close to shitting your pants and the turd has already begun to sprout it can draw patterns in your pants when you walk. The resulting pattern can be likened to a chinese essay.

Neil: Look at Stu doing the john wayne walk to the bog.
Me: Yeah, he must be writing a chinese essay in there.

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

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F- essay

A long definition submited by a pseudo intellect that ends up being rejected by the urbandictionary editors.

That was a f- essay. Shut the fuck up with your bullshit. You don't know a damn thing about politics college boy.

by mr.knowCNN April 6, 2010

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video essay

Term used by clickbait sites to justify low content articles to be pushed out via video instead of being a written or fleshed out

Video essay is not used in a sentence by anyone with an IQ over 10

by Captain Motorcycle March 8, 2019

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Essay-T

an alternate spelling for the new SAT, emphasizing its inclusion of the 25 min. essay into the writing assessment.

The SAT was out of 1600 points; the Essay-T is out of 2400...

by Cristopher Kim February 24, 2008

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