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A period between 5 - 7pm on a Friday in which Essx girls 'commute' to London (usually Canary Wharf) and hang out in bars waiting to pick bankers up.
"Mate I'll meet you for a drink down Canary Wharf after work"
"No fella its a right sausage fest down there during Essex Rush Hour. If its all the same to you I'd rather go somewhere else"
The largest high school in Vermont-- but don't be fooled. To anyone from out of state it would just look like any small town Podunk school. There is no diversity at EHS. Anyone who isn't white is most likely adopted. It isn't uncommon to walk into the school in January and see half of the students wearing shorts and sandals. The school colors are blue and gold and the mascot is known Buzz the hornet. There are a good number of druggies and hipsters, so much so that one of the lobbies is know to students and teachers alike as the Drug Lobby. Despite this fact, most of the students are extremely intelligent and go on to become successful men and women. Everybody who attends Essex High School either skis or hates Vermont with a passion.
Girl: Nice Hornet's sweatshirt! You must have gone to Essex High School!
Boy: That's me... thank goodness I got out of that place. I was always freezing in my shorts and manly Birkenstock sandals.
Girl: Was it January?
Boy: Yes. Yes it was.
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Extremely un-inteligent being. More close to the genetic structure of a cockroach than of a human. It is highly rare to find an Essex Dweller with more than 0.001 I.Q.
"WTF, you got 1+1 wrong? You from Essex or sumfin?"
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A type of dance common amongst Essex clubbers. The knees are slightly bent down, the fist clenched lightly and the right or left arm is in an 'L' shape at the front of the body. The elbow moves back and forward in time with the music as if one was nudging someone infront of them.
Essex boy: Owright boys, im gonna essex boy elbow it down to the floor tonight!
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Satan's creation of a TV Show.
Essex Girl: Hey! Have you seen ''The Only Way is Essex''? It's totallay funnay.
Some other guy not from Essex: Nope.
*Essex Girl shows the guy one of the episodes, he was never heard of again*
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Euphamism for Hot Oral Sex. Originally coined in Revenge of the Nerds part II.
"I cant wait for my gf's period to end so I can go down and take her to Hotel Royal Essex."
"I hear our local senator got caught with some floozy at the Hotel Royal Essex"
This word has two meanings:
1. To be on one's own, friendless.
2. To want to marry someone.
This was defined especially for Rosie McCallum, she's cool :)
1. You didn't reply on the facebook post! Now I look like a Joner.
2. "Joner ." "I do."
No-one knows if these are correct, except from Rosie herself, seeing as she made up Joner (Essex Version)
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