everett is the perfectest person ever and i love him more than anything.
i miss everett
A man with the largest cock imaginable. All men slobber at the sight of the absolute specimen before them. They are a different breed of absolute man meat.
My god is that an Everett? I just came.
A wild Smelly Animal that wants to date his wilderness teacher, He has Demented Ears and a very weird brother named MIles who like a girl Named Anna, There sister is very HOT tho so its fine ig
The best guy ever with the prettiest girlfriend ever
mommy its me everett oden
A thick Liberian man who likes little girls and snow bunnies
OMG its Everett flomo run for your life.
oh wait he has rage knees
Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most popular guy in school he gets any girl that sees him everyone wants to be like him it's insane I can't even comprehend what it would be like to be like Landon Everette Pillatzki I could only dream and anyone reading this will never be as athletic, good looking, better in bed, better kisser, etc... So don't even dream about it because it'll never happen
Girl 1. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most perfect person I've ever met
Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime
Girl 1. Same
Million other girls. I want him