Dutch exit

To fart before leaving a table, car, elevator, or room and leaving the stench with others. A cross between a Dutch oven and a French exit.

Did you guys dig that Dutch exit I pulled off when you dropped me off last night?

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British Exit

You're doing it from behind, you scream, "Bloody Hell", pour tea on her, and run away.

She doesn't like when I give her British Exit. She has Tea burns afterwards

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exit wound

(n.) the brown mark left behind in your underpants when the tip of a turd decides to slide out of your asshole, breach the ass cheek barrier, and scrape the cloth of your underpants.

fella #1: dude, my girlfriend was hogging the bathroom this morning before work and i really had to make duty. it was almost a disaster.
fella #2: you didn't crap your pants did you?
fella #1: no. when i finally got in the bathroom my underwear only had an exit wound in 'em. luckily, it wasn't a full blown shit fest.
fella #2: ...i would've just taken the dump in her shoes.

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Exit College

Where you get your schooling when you're on your way down.

ACLU (Anterior Cruciate Ligament University) It's the "Exit College" Lebron James attends while learning that he's not really better than the rest of us.

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Exit Strategy

To need an exit strategy applies to using the bathroom, but only after consuming large quantities of food. In some cases, the term "Exit strategy" can be used in an act of foresight, such as dining at a buffet or, possibly, Taco Bell.

Brett: Hey man, wanna play some Capture the Flag?

Steve: Gimme 10 minutes dude, I just got back from China Buffet and I need an exit strategy.

Brett: That's gross!

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Exit blocker

Another term for anal sex.

First discovered and used on a closed meeting between backpackers ('backpacker' can also mean the same thing) in Chiang Mai, Thailand, January 2009.

The definition is simple; Someone (or something) that blocks your bodys' exit.

Dude 1: Hey, did you watch Brokeback Mountain on TV yesterday?
Dude 2: No, I had a life, why?
Dude 1: Gyllenhaals butt got pretty owned by Heath Ledger!
Dude 2: Oh man! What a friggin' exit blocker!

Dirty Exit

The act of defecating on a pillow and promptly leaving after fornicating with a partner who has fallen asleep.

I gave old Peggy the dirty exit after she passed out.