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The act of fapping to pictures of people on FaceBook. This is a form of FaceBook stalking in which the act of masturbation takes place.
Roger: Hey Eric, I give you permission to stalk and fap to anyone on my friend's list as you see fitting.
Eric: No I'm good, I'm above FB fapping
Later Roger walks into Eric's room not noticing the strange fapping sounds and sees Eric going to town to one of his FaceBook friend's profile pics.
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When you have balls the size of church bells to post something on Facebook that will literally piss off 8 out of 10 of your friends such that most of them unfriend you as a result.
Mich: OMG did you see Phil's post on Facebook? He literally said no wonder we are a country full of P's responding to all the democrats crying that Hillary lost to Trump. Now that's FB sack!
Pills: STD standard
Verb: when you have a conversation through writing on a post on someones Facebook wall and then you delete all of your own posts so it looks like the person is talking to themself.
(Real life example of a FB Blank)
Jeff *******: lol no, it doesnt use any animal parts. and dogs eat shoes
December 15, 2010 at 11:25pm · LikeUnlike.
Jeff *******: hahahaha
December 15, 2010 at 11:26pm · LikeUnlike.
Jeff *******: lol just nevermind. i need to go to bed lol
December 15, 2010 at 11:26pm · LikeUnlike.
Jeff *********: sam, how the heck would I know lol. you said that as if it were a well known fact
December 15, 2010 at 11:28pm · LikeUnlike.
Jeff *******: hahahah sam. this needs to end cause i need to sleep
December 15, 2010 at 11:29pm · LikeUnlike.
Jeff *******: ? i was through this box on my desk...
December 15, 2010 at 11:34pm · LikeUnlike.
Jeff *******: wow. i just got blanked real bad.
December 15, 2010 at 11:37pm · LikeUnlike · 3 people like this..
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Making a relationship official on Facebook.
Man, did you see that Glenn & Stephanie updated their relationship status on FB making it FB Official?
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A person who uses Facebook for little else than to further their own agenda - complaining about the environment, politics, etc.
I finally had to unfriend Darren. He's a total FB Ranter - I couldn't take reading his political BS any longer!
Finding out you're single on fb because you're brand new ex- just switched his/her relationship status to "single"
Did you hear about bob's gf kayla? She did the fb shuffle and now he's all torn up.
Yo, tommy just gave stacey the fb shuffle.
I didn't feel like hearing her bitch and cry, so I did the old fb shuffle.
The event of facebook failing you miserably while chatting on facebook chat. Usually during a somewhat important conversation, facebook stops showing the conversation, then un-enabling you to continue the conversation without saying the dreaded " Can you repeat that? ".
Emma- " Fuck! Fb blank. "
Danny - " word up "
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