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Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.
The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.
Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.
The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.
When people, often white people, create culinary dishes that utilize random components that have no reason being mixed together
White people adding raisins to potato salad is straight up a culinary felony
Bad behavior of such an egregious degree or scope as to be deserving of serious punishment whether or not it is actually illegal.
Closing lanes on the GWB as political payback was clearly an act of felony douchebaggery.
Timothy Heller supporters comment this under Melanie Martinez fan’s videos
User 1: *posts video about how much they love Melanie Martinez*
User 2: “ew, felony fartinez supporter”
User 1: “stfu”
behaving towards another person, actively or passively, in a manner that is hurtful and harmful to the friendship to the point of being unforgivable
Wait, so she knows you are going through a breakup and that you just lost your job and she is still not calling you back or returning your texts? That's a total friendship felony.