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FTW

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Fuck the World
For the World

FTW!
I'm starting a charity, FTW.

by IKTV November 28, 2015

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FTW

For The Win

Or as my friend likes to say: Fuck the what?!
Slightly cooler than WTF

"Yay! Vans FTW"

"I have to FTW?!"

by Kia nib nib February 21, 2008

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ftw

FTW is a commonly used term nowadays among the youth of the internet. Most people view it as, "For the Win". This transliteration of this acronym, however, is in every way, false. It dates back to the days of the ancient Eskimos, and their favorite sport. The usage of this term is understandably mixed up, as it may have seemed like a cheer to the early Alaskan settlers that sailed from Guatemala.

As the alaskan Eskimos divulged themselves in this recreational activity, many of them would cheer on their comrades, "FTW!"

To the English speaking Guatemalans, they have interpreted it as, "For the Win", however it's true definition using the literal translation from its Chinese roots, is "FUCK THE WALRUS", as indeed, the Eskimaean sport of using raw strength and pieces of drift wood to fuck walruses lying on a beach was quite popular in that day.

So the definition, "For the Win" is fallacious.

FTW. verb. early chinese, : "Fuck the Walrus", it can also mean the screwing of other various aquatic animals.

Now you know the real story of FTW.

1. "It's too small! I can't fit it in!" said the eskimo Junjube, as he attempted to fuck his walrus. Kairou, his lover shouted to him, "FTW!!" (Fuck the walrus)

2. Whalers on a ship are attempting to fuck their catch. "FTW!!" (Fuck the Whale)

3. A rather obese woman has fallen on her back. A child cries out for help. "FTW!!" (Fuck the ((fat)) woman)

by lSparkl December 5, 2006

30๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


FTW

"For The Win"

An online term used to show appreciation.

Originally from the famous online game World of Warcraft(WoW) and Warcraft, Many gamers see people use this acronym that dont play any online games, and simply just facepalm and call them noobs.

Non-Gamer: OMG! im getting some new clothes!, FTW!

Gamer: omg...did you just really use FTW?

Non-Gamer: why shouldnt I?

Gamer: nvm...noob

by Kerose7777 September 26, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


FTW

Internet Gaming Term for "For The Win" meaning something is good or great.

"DvD Quality Anime ftw."

by Arkarious May 29, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


FTW

For The win.

Often confused as 'F*#k The What' by girls like myself who generally don't understand things.

-Go Pens! Ftw!

-What does that have to do with anything? Why would you say a thing like that??K

by Kelsica33 December 31, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


FTW

abreviation for;
1. FOR THE WIN,
2. FUCK THE WORLD,
3. FREE THE WEED

1. gaming expression, also used to express joy and pleasure for excample "I got me some tea, FTW :D"

2. An abreviation used by punks/bikers to express rebelion.

3. in graffiti the letters "FTW" would be sprayed beside a canabis leaf. Making a statement about legalising canabis.

by Erin_The_Terrifying July 20, 2009

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