Fabian melander
AKA" Flabben" AKA" idioten frรฅn byn" AKA" saabmannen"
Fabian melander loves saab 900 and saab 96.
fabian also owns a monark bsa 125cc motorcycle from 1950.
almost everyday fabian fish in the nearby lake called "vederslรถvsjรถn" with Inge melander his father.
if you ask fabian only idiots and immigrants drives volvo
when fabian is not fishing hes probably out working in the woods with glutta fabians friend.
oh whos that handsome lookin fella in the cool car?
oh its just fabian melander in his saab 96 isnt he cute
A monster, A beast at everything he does, women want him,men want to be him. Everything he does is Perfection.Hung like a horse.
Damn, who isn't on Fabian Lemus' nuts these days? I SURE AM!!
The act of dipping ones private parts into a cup of vanilla pudding and sticking it into your partner's mouth while she calls you daddy. As a way of saying screw vanilla sex
Yo me and my girl did the dirty fabian last night. it left us covered in pudding
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An agreed proposition in which one of the people taking part cannot lose money or items but can gain them
john betted sophie 5 english pounds that he could jump the wall. However he did not jump it but he did not have to pay because it was a "Fabian bet".
the next day John jumped the wall which subsequently meant that sophie lost 5 pounds whilst john gained
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Method of getting your way in disputes with your girlfriend by appearing to give into her demands. The Fabian strategy derives it's name from the Roman general Quintus Fabius Maximus. He ran away, rather than engage in battle, he would retreat and retreat until the enemy grew fatigued and eventually made a mistake. Though I abhor it as a military strategy, it is the basis for all successful personal relationships.
My girlfriend wanted to re-paint the hallway so rather than say yes or no, I employed the Fabian Strategy and asked her if her sister had done anything crazy lately. She spent an hour ranting about that and totally forgot to ask me about the paint samples she brought home. She is sleeping peacefully and Fabian (me) has retreated to his den where he is drinking scotch and playing Snood.
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a magnificent man who is simply the best football player in the world. he plays for the mighty magpies aka Newcastle united and the Swiss national team.
Fabian schar is a sexy man
This happens when someone hears a joke, and then utters it to themselves after hearing it.
Ghee, carl is always Pulling A Fabian every time a say a joke!
Dang, Mike's jokes are constantly victims of people pulling Fabians!
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