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releasing evil demons created by taco bell through one's anus
so, i told frank sinatra... wait hold on... (FART).... OHHH that felt good
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Fresno Area Rapid Transport System
Farts is actually just Fresno Area Rapid Transit, but that just makes it singular. Some poor guy in marketing probably got fired after this...
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A Free Jacoozie. It's also prone to go off at the wrong time.
"When did the Jacoozie get installed?"
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A hissing sound coming from your ass.
I love farting on my mirror.I spread my ass wide open and let go, and then watch the gas marks on the glass. I love it
My chair stinks farty. I fart every minute and the stink has gotten into the fabric.
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As i sit here broken harted,
i went to poop but only farted.
next time when i took a chance,
i went to fart but pooped my pants.
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A smelly gas produced from someone's back side, this can be faked by sticking your tounge out and blowing. This technique can be used to drive someone to the brink of insanity.
Person 1: "Now I just have to defuse this bomb and-"
Person 2: * makes fake fart noise*
Person 1: "Will you stop?!!!" * accidentally cuts wrong wire*
Bomb:BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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a gassy substance that exits your butthole into the surrounding area, causing a smelly odor.
marina: maryy i gotta fartttt
mary: again? this is the 5th time today if you fart again everyone will die and the world and universe will pop-
**fart**
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
**world and universe pops**
**blood particles spread around the space**